Can sleeping be a hobby yet?

(Source: somrehalders)

backyardskills:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her 

oh my god

huggabae:

agent-amazing-fire:

have some faintheart phil

NOBODY EVEN NOTICES THE GUY WHO WORKS WITH HIM WAS ALSO IN FAINTHEART HAHA

(Source: amahzingphil)

kawaiidan:

Quick doodle of Phil at the height of fashion in the skinny green tie from his liveshow

flying-phoenix-paints-the-night:

wire-man:

silent-tundra:

jedavu:

Amazing Face-Paintings Transform Models Into The 2D Works Of Famous Artists

by  Valeriya Kutsan

If this isn’t the tightest shit you’ve seen then get the hell out of my face.

I’ve reblogged this before, so I’m doing it again.

bellasaurous

napkincole:

Phil talking about his swearing

curtest:

her: u eat ass?

me: image

the-goddamazon:

captainspensaurus:

immortal-lord-godsmoke:

answeringmysister:

blkmartian:

saintwerewolf:

bankuei:

losthopesandfadeddreams:

be-blackstar:

"their chicken is really spicy" 
"beware, the injera is spicy"
"the water is spicy" 

"the air was spicy"

"The staff was very rude"

"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"

"They gave me chopsticks"

"They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"

"The staff didn’t speak English"

"The chair was spicy"
"The ice was spicy"

"Service was great. Food was great. Couldn’t find parking" - 1 star

'my napkins were only one ply. no free breadsticks”- 1/2 star

"the staff was spicy"

ALL THE SPICY COMMENTS ARE KILLING ME I LOVE THIS POST

killmeshippers:

(insp.)

princessofthedeadsheep:

christinefuckingchapel:

ouran text posts part 4. (parts 1-3 here.)

hands down, THE BEST ONE

heart:

when something is stuck in your eye in public

image

kawaiidan:

Dan Howell- accidental pro model

gnarly:

*starts typing text post*

*realizes nobody cares*

*stops typing text post*

tylerchokely:

i hate when babies cry like grow the fuck up and pay taxes