Can sleeping be a hobby yet?

luciferssugardaddy:

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

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danisnxtxnfire:

I NEARLY DIED. (not) 

tokomon:

"you should smile more"

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phan-in-kilts:

danhowellsbitch:

Or you could do one naked. We wouldn’t mind

show us your frozen pants

slapping:

now i’m not saying you’re an idiot but everyone else is

(Source: slapping)

senpai-with-benefits:

malicewondrland:

A few days ago someone told another cashier at the Walmart I work at that I shouldn’t be allowed to be employed because I’m corrupting the children with how I look.. This is what I looked like that day:image

I wish I saw who she was so I could greet her on my day off.. I’ll corrupt her fuckin’ children alright. That’s a promise.

imageWelcome to Walmart, motherfucker.

my mom would actually love you omfg

malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all

do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post

(Source: nizzlekicks)

amazingphil-gifs:

requested by anonymous

cumslutdan:

why is phil so attractive rn did he take something

phan-in-kilts:

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(Source: danvsphil)

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(Source: livefastdontdie)

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  • Person: *reblogs my post*
  • Me: oh thank god they still follow me

(Source: a-tired-girl)