Can sleeping be a hobby yet?

Dan in Tyler’s new video (x)

(Source: bilbotheunicorn)

seekingtheunordinary:

deathbeforediet:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

parkingstrange:

spenceromg:

spenceromg:

parkingstrange:

spenceromg:

some days i just sit around and think about how nice it would be if parkingstrange would follow me

me too

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what is this true

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me rn:

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spencer are you okay

sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

amazimgphil:

DONt do this to me

(Source: gettingmildlysuggestive)

phil-san:

🐳🐬 • 🐢🐊

#GetPhilto2Mil

themagicof73:

COME ON GUYS LESS THAN 5K TO GO WE CAN DO THIS, IF YOU AREN’T SUBSCRIBED TO AMAZINGPHIL GET THE HELL OFF OF THIS WEBSITE AND SUNSCRIBE TO THAT ADORABLE INTERNET DORK

lilaclester:

coughimaginingitwasdancough

howlsapart:

phanoftheheart:

it looks just like this im crying

(Source: intothelookingglass98)

Picking out a workout shirt…

onemancabaret:

Doo dee doo, picking out a shirt to work out in…

Hm… no…

Not this one either…

Gee, why are all of these shirts so boring?

…wait a minute…

…is that…

OMG GUYS…

IT’S FREAKING SPIDER-MAN UNDER ARMOUR!!!

GUYS LOOK IT’S YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-ME!!!

I’M…

SO…

HAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

SCREW THE WORKOUT, OFF TO SAVE NEW YORK, BYYYYYYYYE!!!!!!!

rip-homegirl:

let’s talk about the universe and make out

(Source: lestears)

giphy:

Same Routine Every Night